When you let an agent from the Valley list your property

I hadn’t heard the news! We are considered Silicon Beach now!! Whohoo! Bring on the developers so we can look like Westchester! McMansions for everyone!

That’s what happens when you let a real estate agent from Encino list your property. Not only does she not know who her buyers are but the listing is so confusing I can’t even figure out what $2 million gets me.

Do I get both properties at 326 and 330 Sierra for the $2 mil list price? The listing says “Each property is listed and priced separately.” So you want $4 million for 11000 sq ft of dirt that has a crappy two bedroom home and four one bedroom units?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

The owner get’s the stupidity award for the letting Pauline Chernick list the properties. You want to pay her $100k for a shitty, overpriced, confusing listing?  You two deserve each other.

 

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