Jim Marak hit the streets with a wildly colorful and descriptive listing for 940 Virginia st 90245. 888 square feet on a 5797 sqft lot. Two beds, one bath and some semblance of an extra unit that needs a ton of work, all for the low, low price of $1 million US dollars!
This is a really cute and clean starter home in the Great and Family Friendly and Business Friendly City of El Segundo. The house has it’s own curb cut apron leading to a concrete driveway and to a two car detached garage….along the side of the garage there is a “Granny’s or Bachelor Quarters which would need a new water and natural gas line and some sheetrock in the bathroom to bring it back to use!!! The House has a pleasant appearance and and grassy front yard along the street and sidewalk frontage with a concrete porch and couple of steps and a “Bay Window” allowing for a Bright afternoon sunlight exposure and ornate natural brick surrounding the steps up to the front porch. The home has the advantages of triple paned windows, extra heavy soundproof type front door, a newer super high efficiency forced air heating system, and soundproofing blown into the Attic. There is room on the front porch for multiple chairs to sit and enjoy the Sundrenched Western Exposure sunlight and refreshing afternoon Ocean Breeze!!! Because the House opens to the West the Ocean Breeze comes thru to refresh and cool the house every afternoon…especially in the Summer!!! Ceramic tile kitchen, nice bedrooms, all new triple paned windows surround the house…a large room for the full sized clothes washer and dryer… a very comfortable home!!!
I love this line in particular –
The House has a pleasant appearance and and grassy front yard along the street and sidewalk frontage with a concrete porch and couple of steps and a “Bay Window” allowing for a Bright afternoon sunlight exposure…
Gag, it should read – 1938 TINY, OVERPRICED tear-down for sale in El Segundo. After that any other descriptive words would be overkill.
When starting this post I noticed on Redfin this home had been viewed 356 times and FIVE people had marked it as a favorite. Is there really five people in the world that think a crappy 888 square foot house for a million dollars is worth a second of your time other than for entertainment value?